Helps Push ...

When a married couple was sleeping soundly, there was a knock on the door of his house. The husband who woke up to see her alarm clock showing half past four in the morning, "Well why would also be answered," he thought.

Knock on the door grew louder and his wife told him to open the door.

With half-asleep, the husband opened the door and saw in front of a man standing unsteadily with the breath odor of alcohol.

"Help push dong" said the man with a voice drunk.

"Crazy you, this early hour. No way!" Homeowner said the man indignantly.

"The longer the arms of Morpheus". Then he returned to the room and told his wife.

But the wife immediately scold him, "You're how's, do not want to help people in trouble. Remember when our car broke down and hold you have people banging on doors for help push the car. Where's the middle of the night again! There Come on, help him push!"

The husband insisted on refusing, "Let it be, the person was so drunk," he asserted.

But the wife did not stop to corrupt with his speech so that the husband finally get out of bed, get dressed and opened the front door.

"Hi!" he shouted into the street that looked dark and deserted.

"Still need help pushing, is not it?"

In the darkness he heard the answer, "Yes, help!"

The husband shouted, "you are where?"

The drunk replied, "I'm here, in the yard, on the swing!"