Fault Diagnosis

When entering the patient rooms, doctor Danone already restless. There's something to be conveyed to the patient, but heavy on the hearts Doctor Danone. Finally, he was also forced to talk to Mr. Moel, his patient was.
"Mr. Moel, will you forgive those who wronged you most so far?"
"God is Forgiving, why should I hold a grudge?"
"There is recognition that I want to convey to Mr. Moel, which is about bad news and good news."
"Tell the bad news first."
"Master of my leg amputation proved wrong. It's not a right but should the left."
"gosh! And the good news!"
"After I double-check, it should not need to master leg amputated."

Smart Dogs

Two women were fighting over their dogs. Both boast to each other their pet's ingenuity.

Woman 1: "Dogs are great cave banget, deh. Every morning he was waiting for the paperboy, and so deliveryman arrived, I immediately took my dog his paper and took it to the cave where breakfast."
Woman 2: "Yes, I know that."
Women 1 (shocked): "Where do you know?"
Woman 2: "Dog cave story."

Helps Push ...

When a married couple was sleeping soundly, there was a knock on the door of his house. The husband who woke up to see her alarm clock showing half past four in the morning, "Well why would also be answered," he thought.

Knock on the door grew louder and his wife told him to open the door.

With half-asleep, the husband opened the door and saw in front of a man standing unsteadily with the breath odor of alcohol.

"Help push dong" said the man with a voice drunk.

"Crazy you, this early hour. No way!" Homeowner said the man indignantly.

"The longer the arms of Morpheus". Then he returned to the room and told his wife.

But the wife immediately scold him, "You're how's, do not want to help people in trouble. Remember when our car broke down and hold you have people banging on doors for help push the car. Where's the middle of the night again! There Come on, help him push!"

The husband insisted on refusing, "Let it be, the person was so drunk," he asserted.

But the wife did not stop to corrupt with his speech so that the husband finally get out of bed, get dressed and opened the front door.

"Hi!" he shouted into the street that looked dark and deserted.

"Still need help pushing, is not it?"

In the darkness he heard the answer, "Yes, help!"

The husband shouted, "you are where?"

The drunk replied, "I'm here, in the yard, on the swing!"

Buy Bandages

Soni, 10 years, along with his younger brother who was five years old went to a store and buy a bandage.

When the bandage is stretched, the shopkeeper said, "It must make your mom?"

"No one, not for Mama," said Soni.

"Then it would make your sister," said the storekeeper.

"No. Not for my sister," said Soni.

"Then for whom this bandage?" asked the store owner.

"To my brother. He wanted to be able to ride a bike but I can not be taught. The word ads, using the bandage that we could swim and biking."

Cry Brother

David's five-year-old immediately ran to find her mother after her sister was crying loudly.
"Mother, brother crying in front of the door."
"Must you alone, huh?"
"No. David not brother him."
"Then, why brother can cry?"

"Just a small lizard fall on his head."
"Ah, the fall of a small lizard can make a sister crying?"
"Direct Lizard strike down with a broom handle, ma'am .."